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I am not a Lawyer


    While Mrs Edwards was in town one Saturday, she saw a crash in an avenue: two cars ran into each other. The drivers got out, and an argument arose between them, but then a policeman arrived. He asked the drivers what had happened, and then he turned to the crowd which had collected round and said, ‘Did anyone see the accident ?’ Several people said they had, and Mrs  Edwards was one of them.

A week later she was asked whether she was willing to be a witness in a court case concerning the accident, and she said she was; and a month later, a lawyer was questioning her in court. 
She began everything with, ‘I think that....’ until the lawyer got angry and said, ‘You’re not here to say what you think: you’re here to say what you know.’                 
  ‘I am sorry,’ objected Mrs Edwards, ‘but I’m not a lawyer, so I can’t say things without thinking.’